Trump Cat
ON WALLS
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." –Ronald Reagan
"I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words." –Donald Trump
ON SERVING YOUR COUNTRY
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." –John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured." –Donald Trump
ON SAYING THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T
"I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say." –Calvin Coolidge
"You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." –Donald Trump (1991 interview for Esquire)
ON BEING A PARENT
"I’m inspired by the love people have for their children. And I’m inspired by my own children, how full they make my heart. They make me want to work to make the world a little bit better. And they make me want to be a better man." –Barack Obama
"She does have a very nice figure . . . if [she] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." –Donald Trump
ON FEAR
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." –Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best [sic]. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists." –Donald Trump
ON RACE
"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong." –Abraham Lincoln
"Laziness is a trait in the blacks. ... Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day." –Donald Trump
ON FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
"We need not fear the expression of ideas—we do need to fear their suppression." –Harry Truman
"Nobody wants to say this and nobody wants to shut down religious institutions or anything, but you know, you understand it. A lot of people understand it. We’re going to have no choice [but to close down mosques]." –Donald Trump
ON RESPECTING OTHERS
"Don't try to fine-tune somebody else's view." –George H. W. Bush
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever." –Donald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly over questions she asked during the first Republican primary debate
ON COMMUNITY
"We need a spirit of community, a sense that we are all in this together. If we have no sense of community, the American dream will wither." –Bill Clinton
"People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me." –Donald Trump
ON RESPECTING DIFFERENCES
"If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity." –John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that? The face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" –Donald Trump, regarding Carly Fiorina
ON FOOLS
"You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time." –Abraham Lincoln
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault." –Donald Trump
ON FREEDOM OF THE PRESS
"Absolute freedom of the press to discuss public questions is a foundation stone of American liberty." –Herbert Hoover
“You wouldn't have your job if you weren't beautiful." –Donald Trump (spoken to a female reporter)
ON THE SHAPE OF THINGS
"We did not come to fear the future. We came here to shape it." –Barack Obama
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body." –Donald Trump
ON LIMITS
"Recognizing and confronting our history is important. Transcending our history is essential. We are not limited by what we have done, or what we have left undone. We are limited only by what we are willing to do." –George W. Bush
“You can never be too greedy.” –Donald Trump
ON CHANGE
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person, or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." –Barack Obama
“Everything in life is luck.” –Donald Trump
ON ENEMIES
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" –Abraham Lincoln
“I don’t like losers.” –Donald Trump
ON FOREIGN POLICY
"The best way to enhance freedom in other lands is to demonstrate here that our democratic system is worthy of emulation." –Jimmy Carter
“My favorite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: 'Bitch be cool.' I love those lines.” –Donald Trump (TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005)
ON KINDNESS
"I want a kinder, gentler nation." –George H.W. Bush
“All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” –Donald Trump
ON BREASTFEEDING MOTHERS
"You're disgusting, you're disgusting." –Donald Trump