- Arm children and developmentally disabled adults so they can defend themselves when a-holes violate what should be a safe haven.
- More blockbuster films that glorify consequence-free violence.
- Teach gang members how to properly shoot guns, so kids and other innocent victims stop getting caught in the crossfire.
- Blame gun laws before all the facts are in.
- Blame Muslims before all the facts are in.
- Pray for peace and let divine intervention do the rest.
- Go on social media immediately after a shooting occurs, and talk about how awful it is. Break your tweet up into multiple posts to underscore how much you care.
- Keep electing politicians who publicly denounce acts of violence, but then do nothing to stop it.
- Keep Syrian refugees out of our country. You never know when one might be a disgruntled white person in disguise.
- Be outraged for 2-3 days and demand change; refuse to listen to opinions other than your own; and shift your focus to the Kardashians and Starbucks cups soon thereafter.
